DFU SONG: Christmas 2004 - Parade of the Wooden Soldiers (Ta-Ray-Za has gone nuts)

DFU CHRISTMAS 2004 SONGS | 12-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

(cut and paste this URL if the link below is broken) -- http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/xmas.html

MIDI - PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS

The White House door is locked up tight
Ta-Ray-Za thinks that she'll break in tonight
When suddenly she sees some men with great big guns

That she's been drinking's very clear
Her loser husband never calls her dear
She's screaming SHOVE IT it everywhere
It's so much fun

Hear as she blathers...now a crowd gathers
She claims she should live in there
Dubya she's trashing...then she starts flashing
All the kids are getting scared

"I'm an elitist...Bush did not beat us
Recount all of Ohio!"
She won't stop...blew her top
John's a flop...head went pop
She has gone out of her mind

So they call up John on the telephone
He's in bed, but goodness, he is not alone
He learns what is wrong but is telling them "Do not bother me"

These are not good times for the gigolo
He's out of the will but doesn't even know
I will place a bet -- no more private jet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HA...HAHA...

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THE CHRISTMAS SONG

JINGLE BELL ROCK

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

LET IT SNOW

UP ON THE HOUSETOP

GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER

I'M GETTIN' NOTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS

I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

WHITE CHRISTMAS

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

WINTER WONDERLAND

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS

DECK THE HALLS

THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAERIE

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH

SILVER BELLS

CHIPMUNK SONG

SLEIGH RIDE

[doug from upland]

Title: Parade of The Wooden Soldiers

[SPONSOR]

The toy shop door is locked up tight
And everything is quiet for the night
When suddenly
The clock strikes twelve
The fun's begun

The dolls are in their best arrayed
There's going to be a wonderful parade
Hark to the drum
Oh, here they come
Cries everyone

Hear them all cheering
Now they are nearing
There's the captain stiff as starch
Bayonet's flashing
Music is crashing
As the wooden soldiers march
Sabers a-clinking
Soldiers a-winking
At each little pretty maid

Here they come, here they come
Here they come, here they come
Wooden soldiers on parade

[chiefqc]

To much gin in her raisins

[doug from upland]

I think there may also be a medication problem.

[doug from upland]

Ping for the song list.

[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

I loved this one, from Deck the Halls:

"Deck the dumpsters with John's photos
HA HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA HA
His supporters are such dodos
HA HA HA HA HA...HA HA HA HA"

You know, in a sick sort of way I kind of miss John Kerry. It was so fun to make fun of him. :)

[doug from upland]

The fun doesn't have to end. :)

[proud American in Canada]

"The fun doesn't have to end. :)"

LOL, good point. :)

And, Merry Christmas to you and yours--after this session, I won't be able to post until next week. :)

[StarFan]

Ha, great lyrics. Don't care for their rendition of the song, however.

[doug from upland]

How about the one on THIS SITE

[StarFan]

Thanks -- that's the rendition I used to play on piano but it won't work with your lyrics as they have an extra measure in it. The rendition you chose is more fitting.

BTW, how do you find these marvelous sites?

[doug from upland]

http://www.manythings.org/midi/search.html

[bmwcyle]

bttt

[doug from upland]

[StarFan]

Thanks a bunch. Merry Christmas!

[doug from upland]

A very Merry Christmas to you and your family.