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To: simicyber

Having a degree in Microbiology, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter.


3 posted on 12/21/2004 1:21:49 PM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: mlbford2
Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter.

That would be a great tagline, if it weren't so icky!

6 posted on 12/21/2004 1:26:09 PM PST by Tax-chick (Jesus is the reason for the season which begins at sundown on December 24.)
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To: mlbford2

I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.


20 posted on 12/21/2004 1:38:05 PM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: mlbford2
Having a degree in Microbiology, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter.

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 6!!!

Coffee spew on computer screen just reported.

28 posted on 12/21/2004 1:53:43 PM PST by tx_eggman ("All I need to know about Islam I learned on 09/11/01" - Crawdad)
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To: mlbford2
>Having a degree in Microbiology, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter
A guy says to a clerk, "Let me have a box of condoms and a bottle of insecticide." The clerk says, "Don't you mean 'spermicide?'" The guy says, "No, insecticide. My wife has a bug up her butt and I'm going in after it!"

Lots of guys and gals
have anal sex. It doesn't
seem to kill straight folk . . .

40 posted on 12/21/2004 2:29:58 PM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: mlbford2
LOL !!!!!'
(now be a real shooter and go post that on DU!)
41 posted on 12/21/2004 2:32:27 PM PST by investigateworld (( You may spel-chek at your option ))
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To: mlbford2

Sphincters are bad Mmmmmkaaaay.


45 posted on 12/21/2004 2:41:29 PM PST by Delbert
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To: mlbford2

I'm gonna be chucklin' over that line all day :^>


65 posted on 12/22/2004 6:00:20 AM PST by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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