[hchutch]

Well, I wouldn't decline an advance from either Wonkette or Washingtonienne. Both are good-looking.

[cyncooper]

Cox is married and just a friendly warning because you're a good guy, but stay away from the Washingtonienne. She most likely is diseased from the activity she's been involved in.

[RonDog]

See also THIS thread:

"Washingtonienne" revealed by Wonkette!
Wonkette ^ | 05/23/04 | Wonkette
Posted on 05/23/2004 1:56:09 PM PDT by Pikamax

Washington's Other W Twins This is what happens when Wonkette buys Washingtonienne "a" drink at 6PM: We didn't get home until 1AM. The evening began at the Four Seasons and ended in a suburban Virginia farmhouse. We did not, in the end, have to buy any of our own drinks. Pictures were taken. A cell phone was lost. This morning, Mr. Wonkette made us scrambled eggs. Now, can we move on?

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[ApplegateRanch]

Both are good-looking.

So is anyone else who can afford to visit the right surgeons regularly. It is what starts about a silly little millimeter deeper that determines beauty.

Personally, I would not trust even the best latex to protect me from any kind of contact with either one of them. Even a freebie could be much too expensive.

[L.N. Smithee]

Well, I wouldn't decline an advance from either Wonkette or Washingtonienne. Both are good-looking.

You have most likely seen very flattering photos of Ana Marie Cox (Wonkette), and not the ones I have seen. No photograph makes her look as coquettish and mysterious as her caricature on her front page. Especially not this photo:

As for "Washingtonienne" -- she is a worth a double take, but gets worse looking the closer you get -- note the arcing creases in her face a la Homer Simpson. There are hotter women in my workplace.

And my God, whatta whore! In defense of Bimbo Hall of Famer Monica Lewinsky, she at least had starry-eyed immature high school junior ideas about love and sex, following her high school drama teacher to Oregon and all that. I don't think Monica ever thought about how many bucks per lay she could squeeze out of White House hotshots to supplement her meager $25K salary.

If you wouldn't turn down an advance from this gruesome twosome, you really need to raise your standards. (If anything, think about how a roll in the hay with Cox would put you where the dude in the green shirt has been -- that's her husband.)

[Rebelbase]

Whore-monger.

[mewzilla]

They may be good looking, but you don't know where they've been....

[meatloaf]

Maybe after a night of drinking.