You have most likely seen very flattering photos of Ana Marie Cox (Wonkette), and not the ones I have seen. No photograph makes her look as coquettish and mysterious as her caricature on her front page. Especially not this photo:
As for "Washingtonienne" -- she is a worth a double take, but gets worse looking the closer you get -- note the arcing creases in her face a la Homer Simpson. There are hotter women in my workplace.
And my God, whatta whore! In defense of Bimbo Hall of Famer Monica Lewinsky, she at least had starry-eyed immature high school junior ideas about love and sex, following her high school drama teacher to Oregon and all that. I don't think Monica ever thought about how many bucks per lay she could squeeze out of White House hotshots to supplement her meager $25K salary.
If you wouldn't turn down an advance from this gruesome twosome, you really need to raise your standards. (If anything, think about how a roll in the hay with Cox would put you where the dude in the green shirt has been -- that's her husband.)