New York Electors Did Not Vote for John F. Kerry: Certificate of Vote, US National Archives

U.S. National Archives and Records Administration ^ | Dec 13, 2004 | Electoral College, State of New York

[Bring Back Old Sparky]

LURCH! You forgot LURCH!

Also:
Lost the election
Lumberjack (but he's okay...)
Luckless
Loopy
Lizzard Lips
Liver Lips (I get only a 1/2 point for this, variant of previous)
Limp

[weegee]

PING!

[mhking]

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[ConservativeMan55]

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[Dan from Michigan]

His middle name is Forbes. It's from his mom's side of the family.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

His middle name is Forbes. It's from his mom's side of the family.

Everything about him is from a mama. Middle name, two heiresses, testosterone level.....

[skepsel]

Wasn't he in Vietnam?

[Dan from Michigan]

Which explains why he's such a p___y!!!!

[Froggie]

The word Lithereo comes to mind

[Froggie]

Sorry, it's late: Lotherio !!!

[skepsel]

Lothario perhaps?

[ReignOfError]

It also says the "State of Massachusetts". Massachusetts is not officially a state but a Commonwealth.

Massachusetts can call itself a commonwealth, a commune, or my cousin Steve. Constitutionally, it's one of the "several states." Quaint historical distinctions left aside, Massachusetts is a state.

[ArrogantBustard]

According to Yahoo's People Search there are two John Kerrys of the State of Massachussetts:

One John F. Kerry of Fall River, Massachussetts

and

One John Kerry of Lawrence, Massachussetts.

There is NO John L. Kerry of Massachussetts.

[b4its2late]

They just wanted to be nice and make believe the "L" stands for liberal, instead of what we know the "F" stands for....

[NonValueAdded]

But keep the Yrok spelling ... I believe it was intentional.

[drt1]

Where was Yrok?

[mjaneangels@aolcom]

"Neither candidate would have 270."

How do you take away from Kerry and that leave Bush with less than 270?

[sully777]

To John Edwards Kerry will always be john L Kerry.

The *L* stands for Lola (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kinks/79021.html)

[sully777]

My bad with the link

Here are the lyrics to [John] Lola [Kerry] from [John] Silky Pony [Edwards] courtesy of the Kinks and Lyricsfreak

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[lainde]

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