Posted on 12/20/2004 6:37:45 PM PST by Mike Fieschko
LURCH! You forgot LURCH!
Also:
Lost the election
Lumberjack (but he's okay...)
Luckless
Loopy
Lizzard Lips
Liver Lips (I get only a 1/2 point for this, variant of previous)
Limp
PING!
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
bttt
His middle name is Forbes. It's from his mom's side of the family.
His middle name is Forbes. It's from his mom's side of the family.
Everything about him is from a mama. Middle name, two heiresses, testosterone level.....
Wasn't he in Vietnam?
Which explains why he's such a p___y!!!!
The word Lithereo comes to mind
Sorry, it's late: Lotherio !!!
Lothario perhaps?
One John F. Kerry of Fall River, Massachussetts
and
One John Kerry of Lawrence, Massachussetts.
There is NO John L. Kerry of Massachussetts.
But keep the Yrok spelling ... I believe it was intentional.
Where was Yrok?
"Neither candidate would have 270."
How do you take away from Kerry and that leave Bush with less than 270?
To John Edwards Kerry will always be john L Kerry.
The *L* stands for Lola (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kinks/79021.html)
My bad with the link
Here are the lyrics to [John] Lola [Kerry] from [John] Silky Pony [Edwards] courtesy of the Kinks and Lyricsfreak
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man
Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
bttt
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