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To: Rakkasan1

Zambonis are related to SUVs and can blow up when they feel like it.


4 posted on 12/20/2004 8:29:45 AM PST by westmichman (Pray for global warming. (Thank GOD for the red states))
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To: westmichman

Song lyrics -"I wanna drive a Zamboni"...
Well I went down to the local arena
Asked to see the manager man
He came from his office, said, "Son can I help you?"
I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
I want to Drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to Drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
That I might drive a Zamboni machine
I'd get the ice just as slick as could be
And all the kids would look up to me
I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!
Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
But that right there is one expensive machine
And I've got Smokey who's been driving for years."
About that time I broke down in tears.
Cause I want to drive the Zamboni...hey
I want to drive the Zamboni...Yes I do!----The Gear Daddies


8 posted on 12/20/2004 8:32:05 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
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To: westmichman

12 posted on 12/20/2004 8:34:32 AM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it.)
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To: westmichman

***Zambonis are related to SUVs and can blow up when they feel like it.***

But...but....Soccer Moms LOVE them.


20 posted on 12/20/2004 8:39:41 AM PST by kitkat
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To: westmichman
Zambonis are related to SUVs and can blow up when they feel like it.

Normally they run people over first... Major property damage as well as massive loss of life are favorite hobbies for SUVs/Zambonis.

93 posted on 12/20/2004 10:43:22 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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