Posted on 12/19/2004 1:15:33 PM PST by wagglebee
CANBERRA, Australia (AP) - An Italian tourist aboard a flight from Sydney to Vienna caused an international security alert after he sent a joke text message from his cell phone to his wife claiming his plane had been hijacked by terrorists, the Australian government confirmed Sunday.
The man, Antonio Casale, 35, sent the message to his wife from Kuala Lumpur during a refueling stop on a Lauda Air flight from Sydney last Sunday night, Sydney's Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.
Transport Minister John Anderson's spokesman confirmed the newspaper report.
Casale claimed terrorists were in control of the plane and were taking the passengers to an unknown destination.
His distressed wife contacted Italian police, who immediately contacted the Italian embassy in Canberra, who in turn contacted Australian Federal Police.
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Indeed! What a stupid idiot!
I've got a better "joke" - send Casale the bill for the salaries of all the security people who had to respond to his "joke".
Ok. Great minds think alike. As I was reading this, I said to myself the only possible response to this could be: WHAT AN IDIOT.
Lo and behold...three WHAT AN IDIOTS.
At least the text message wasn't intercepted by an intelligence agency or anything. /sarcasm
As a famously funny person, I really wish these humor hack wannabees would leave the business of jokes to people who know what they are doing.
There. I fixed the first sentence.
Did I mention "really stupid"?
As a famously funny person, I really wish these humor hack wannabees would leave the business of jokes to people who know what they are doing.
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Do you mean something like this???
To get rolling... I will scout the neighborhoods which surround
Islamofascist mosques, specifically looking for manhole covers.
Whenever I locate a manhole I make special note of same in my
"Devious Destruction" notebook, and then go home to prepare
for the next day's strike !!!
The following morning I will arise at 4:00 AM, then ingest 6 1/2
pounds of warm baked beans and 1 bottle of beer. Then I return
to the manhole cover location !!!
At 6:00 AM, when that sickening arabic screeeeeching begins to
emanate from the mosque minaret, I remove the cover from the
manhole, then squat down over the open hole and gleefully blast
f@rt after f@rt into the open sewer hole !!!
Within mere seconds, the screeeeeching suddenly stops, as the
screecher is forcefully blown from the top of the mosque tower.
A few seconds later the entire tower collapses via 9/11 revenge
action in cadence with the huge BOOM that resounds from area
where the minaret once stood !!!
Satisfied with the successful morning attack, I drive home and
have another beer... proud to be an Infidel... and prouder still to
be a successful "SEWERSIDE BOOMER" !!!
Hey... don't knock it... at least it's a stinky start, eh? !!! ;-))
Whoa....lucky thing the TSA guys didn't shoot every blue hair on the aircraft....
Just to be safe.....
I second that. It's about time someone had the last laugh on these "jokers."
Move over Scott Peterson, you be gettin' a roommate. Too bad this lunatic isn't an American and could really get that sentence. He's every bit as guilty of terror as the 9-11 "pilots".
Yumpin' yiminy! I yust yump fer yoy add dee tawt!
see #7
Do any of you think this guy just might be a Muslum? And perhaps this is not as "funny" as it appears on the surface....NOT lol
see #7
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Oak Hay, people who know what they are doing... DO SOMETHING !!!
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