[Junior]

Filkin' Placemarker:

Veteran of a Thousand Crevo Wars
(with apologies to Blue Oyster Cult)

You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand crevo wars.
I've been posting on these threads so long
Where the wind of ignorance roars
I've tackled ID proponents
And battled YEC.
I've ripped into catastrophism
Until there was nothing left to see.

[Refrain]
Please bring the creos on
I'll never need a break from it
Don't like it you can leave
We've been living in the flames
We've been revving up our brains
Oh, please, please bring those creos on.

Sometimes I get so weary
Repeating stuff to you
You call me a bloody commie
And blame me for Nazis too
But the war's still going on dude
And there's no end in sight
And I can't say if we're ever
I can't say if we're ever gonna end this fight

[Refrain]

[general_re]

(stands on chair, holding lighter aloft)

[PatrickHenry]

That was good. Take a bow.

[Michael_Michaelangelo]

Excellent! Here's one for you:

*cough*

I was a tadpole when I began to begin

Next I was a frog with my tail tucked in

Then I was a monkey in a coconut tree

And now I'm a man with a PhD.

~Tim Leigh

[PatrickHenry]

There once was a creo from Kansas,
Whose rational faculty was hopeless,
When given a fact,
He'd inevitably react,
With ignorance imperviously righteous.

Not my best effort.

[RadioAstronomer]

I like that song! :-)

Bravo! clap clap clap! You did a marvelous job. :-)

[RightWingNilla]

Fire of Unknown Origin!

I think that tape is in the trunk of my car somewhere.

[longshadow]

Veteran of a Thousand Crevo Wars (with apologies to Blue Oyster Cult)

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to trot out my "Ballad of the CREVO Troll" (a remake of the old "Rawhide" TV show's theme song.)

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Keep trollin', trollin', trollin!
Through their threads we're scrollin’
Keep them Strawmen rollin', Troll-ooooon!
Don't try to understand 'em!
Just hook ‘em, play, and land 'em!
“Holy Warriors,” a crusade we are on.
My brain ain’t calculatin’
cuz I ain’t had no edjoocatin’
So I cut’n’paste “Hovind” until dawn.

Set ‘em up; knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up,
Prop ‘em up, knock ‘em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock ‘em down, set ‘em up,
Set ‘em up, knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up, Troll-oooon!

Keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’,
A hundred “Strawmen” rollin’,
Keep them threads a boilin’, Troll-ooooon!
In spite of facts and reason
it’s anti-Evo season,
Glad that Charles Darwin is long gone!
Their evil lives we'll straighten
With quotes we're good at fakin',
and fallacies far and wide until dawn...

Set ‘em up; knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up,
Prop ‘em up, knock ‘em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock ‘em down, set ‘em up,
Set ‘em up, knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up, Troll-oooon!
TROLL-ON!!!