Well, I guess I'm just going to have to trot out my "Ballad of the CREVO Troll" (a remake of the old "Rawhide" TV show's theme song.)
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Keep trollin', trollin', trollin!
Through their threads we're scrollin
Keep them Strawmen rollin', Troll-ooooon!
Don't try to understand 'em!
Just hook em, play, and land 'em!
Holy Warriors, a crusade we are on.
My brain aint calculatin
cuz I aint had no edjoocatin
So I cutnpaste Hovind until dawn.
Set em up; knock em down,
Knock em down, prop em up,
Prop em up, knock em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock em down, set em up,
Set em up, knock em down,
Knock em down, prop em up, Troll-oooon!
Keep trollin, trollin, trollin,
A hundred Strawmen rollin,
Keep them threads a boilin, Troll-ooooon!
In spite of facts and reason
its anti-Evo season,
Glad that Charles Darwin is long gone!
Their evil lives we'll straighten
With quotes we're good at fakin',
and fallacies far and wide until dawn...
Set em up; knock em down,
Knock em down, prop em up,
Prop em up, knock em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock em down, set em up,
Set em up, knock em down,
Knock em down, prop em up, Troll-oooon!
TROLL-ON!!!
Now they are patting themselves on the back, convinced they have won something, having not heard a word and never realizing how stupid they look.