Well, I guess I'm just going to have to trot out my "Ballad of the CREVO Troll" (a remake of the old "Rawhide" TV show's theme song.)
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Keep trollin', trollin', trollin!
Through their threads we're scrollin’
Keep them Strawmen rollin', Troll-ooooon!
Don't try to understand 'em!
Just hook ‘em, play, and land 'em!
“Holy Warriors,” a crusade we are on.
My brain ain’t calculatin’
cuz I ain’t had no edjoocatin’
So I cut’n’paste “Hovind” until dawn.
Set ‘em up; knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up,
Prop ‘em up, knock ‘em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock ‘em down, set ‘em up,
Set ‘em up, knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up, Troll-oooon!
Keep trollin’, trollin’, trollin’,
A hundred “Strawmen” rollin’,
Keep them threads a boilin’, Troll-ooooon!
In spite of facts and reason
it’s anti-Evo season,
Glad that Charles Darwin is long gone!
Their evil lives we'll straighten
With quotes we're good at fakin',
and fallacies far and wide until dawn...
Set ‘em up; knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up,
Prop ‘em up, knock ‘em down, Troll-oooon!
Knock ‘em down, set ‘em up,
Set ‘em up, knock ‘em down,
Knock ‘em down, prop ‘em up, Troll-oooon!
TROLL-ON!!!
Now they are patting themselves on the back, convinced they have won something, having not heard a word and never realizing how stupid they look.