[SlightOfTongue]

Send them a postcard with a picture of the earth from space. Write on it: "Wish you were here!"

I like that one!

But seriously they think that the election was rigged.

Let 'em think that. In fact, tell' em "We finally rigged an election! You guys are FAMOUS FOR DOING IT ALL THE TIME!! How does it feel? BWAAAAAHAAAAA!!!"

[BillF]

The earth postcard is what comedian Steven Wright claims to have received from a friend.

Some other Steven Wright jokes follow below.

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now, when I drive at night, it looks like I'm the only one moving.