The earth postcard is what comedian Steven Wright claims to have received from a friend.
Some other Steven Wright jokes follow below.
When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child . . . eventually.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now, when I drive at night, it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Thanks for the funnies :) They are good.
I think Steve Wright is the only comedian that has funny lines that don't need a delivery.
Yeah, I love Steven. He's way out funny. Thanks. I miss seeing that guy perform.