(Still LMAO!)
Try these on for size, mu:
Under the Jewish Mongols...
Under the Shinto Mongols...
Under the Athenian Mongols...
Under the Wiccan Mongols...
Under the Druid Mongols...
Under the American Indian Animist Mongols...
ROTF!
It is a common practice in parts of Afghanistan which were ruled directly by Mongol overlords to place a mezuzah on the door post.
That and the presence of folks with blond hair are among some of the great mysteries of that distant land.