But how do we know that coffee & manure were not simply part of the evolutionary progressive process of these alleged replicas? Maybe coffee simply evolved. Maybe coffee was even one of the original stimulants that prompted life???
And given enough coffee, well, manure is bound to follow as an evolutionary cause & effect!!!
you can tell recently worked rock from old work
You know, you're not being sensitive enough to us Totalitarian Evolutionists (those of us who believe everything evolved). Would you mind, in order to not continue offending me, if you were to start using phrases like "recently scraped" vs. "recently worked"? Worked implies a worker, and that implies design, and design implies a creator, and a creator implies accountability. (Frankly, and don't tell Santa, my lifestyle is well beyond the latter!).
You've really got a big chip on your shoulder about evolution. Too bad you don't know enough about it to even parody it effectively.