I had to post this since I posted the piece about the Hardee's heart-attack-on-a-plate burger the other day.
To a long and happy life, Freepers!
1 posted on
12/17/2004 6:50:30 AM PST by
Pharmboy
To: knighthawk; Incorrigible
2 posted on
12/17/2004 6:51:16 AM PST by
Pharmboy
(Listen...you can still hear the old media sobbing.)
To: Pharmboy
Will they denature the wine? I want the health benefits, but I am allergic to alcohol.
3 posted on
12/17/2004 6:52:34 AM PST by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: Pharmboy
No, having the burger is not your problem...it's not having a glass of wine with it to help your heart :-D
4 posted on
12/17/2004 6:52:52 AM PST by
mike182d
To: Pharmboy
Wine and chocolate must be consumed in moderation.
D'oh!!! There's always a catch!
6 posted on
12/17/2004 6:53:40 AM PST by
mike182d
To: Pharmboy
Now if we could just figure out how to reduce the mercury content in the fish, we'd be set.
9 posted on
12/17/2004 7:00:27 AM PST by
Little Pig
(Is it time for "Cowboys and Muslims" yet?)
To: Pharmboy; John O
The Polymeal consists of wine, fish, dark chocolate, fruit and vegetables, garlic and almonds. I know, I know! Fish, steamed in water with garlic, dipped in melted dark chocolate, rolled in crushed almonds, served atop a bed of greens, and garnished with an orange slice! That explains the wine! I'd have to have an entire bottle of Chianti to get down a meal like that!
AND we haven't even mentioned the breath!
10 posted on
12/17/2004 7:02:28 AM PST by
andie74
(Proud Resident of Fly-Over Country)
To: Pharmboy
Wine and chocolate must be consumed in moderation. Awwww, man!
14 posted on
12/17/2004 8:04:33 AM PST by
RosieCotton
(He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
To: Pharmboy
The Polymeal consists of wine, fish, dark chocolate, fruit and vegetables, garlic and almonds. The ingredients should be taken daily, apart from fish which could be eaten about four times a week, as part of a balanced diet. As always the guys in the white coats make this so very complicated.
All you have to do is feed the fish, fruit, dark chocolate, vegetables, garlic and almonds. Then you eat the fish and drink some wine.
Alternately you could also feed the fish wine and just knock him out when he gets drunk and then eat the fish.
15 posted on
12/17/2004 8:41:13 AM PST by
AreaMan
To: Pharmboy
The message here is clear.
Eat healthy, excercise...die anyway.
16 posted on
12/17/2004 8:45:17 AM PST by
AreaMan
To: Pharmboy
"chocolate must be consumed in moderation"
Ooops lol
17 posted on
12/17/2004 9:13:21 AM PST by
knighthawk
(We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
To: Pharmboy
Still looking for Chocolate Wine . . .
20 posted on
12/17/2004 9:23:35 AM PST by
Petruchio
(<===Looks Sexy in a flightsuit . . . Looks Silly in a french maid outfit)
To: Pharmboy
One time I heard that the person in the US who lived the longest ever recorded life lived almost exclusively on something you would never expect:
Fig Newtons.
I'm not kidding. And I have also heard that figs are very, very, very good for you, but not sure why, exactly.
Which is good, actually, fresh figs are wunderbar!
30 posted on
01/01/2005 10:29:21 AM PST by
djf
To: Pharmboy
33 posted on
01/01/2005 1:34:47 PM PST by
VOA
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