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NEW LYRICS
Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:
1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide and Go Pee.
3. 20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear.
4. Kick the Bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical Recliners.
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.