No Christmas for You (WARNING! Bad Language + Extreme Vanity)

If an Animated Angry Squirrel "gets it", why can't the ACLU?

1 posted on 12/16/2004 4:35:32 PM PST by pillbox_girl

To: pillbox_girl

If an Animated Angry Squirrel "gets it", why can't the ACLU?

Because the ACLU still has more nuts...

2 posted on 12/16/2004 4:37:33 PM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)

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3 posted on 12/16/2004 4:38:43 PM PST by Larry Lucido

To: pillbox_girl

*LMAO* Thanks for posting. Great stuff!

4 posted on 12/16/2004 4:41:00 PM PST by Severa (I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)

To: pillbox_girl

Little guy sums up our feelings quite nicely.

5 posted on 12/16/2004 4:41:11 PM PST by mainepatsfan

To: pillbox_girl

"you're gonna get coal in your stocking 'cause your yuppy scum"... lol

6 posted on 12/16/2004 4:44:25 PM PST by Texas_Jarhead (I believe in American Exceptionalism! Do you?)

To: pillbox_girl

That was great. L'd MAO. Now I have something else to discuss at confession on Saturday 8>)

7 posted on 12/16/2004 4:44:47 PM PST by Horatio Gates

To: pillbox_girl

Cute.
This might come as a shock to some, but not anyone who has watched at least one episode of South Park.

8 posted on 12/16/2004 4:45:45 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)

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10 posted on 12/16/2004 4:48:45 PM PST by countess

To: pillbox_girl

(To ACLU-types): "Tis the season to STFU". LOL!

12 posted on 12/16/2004 4:50:02 PM PST by Larry Lucido

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LOL. Thanks and Merry Christmas...

13 posted on 12/16/2004 4:53:08 PM PST by eureka! (It will not be safe to vote Democrat for a long, long, time...)

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14 posted on 12/16/2004 4:56:23 PM PST by Recall

To: pillbox_girl

LMAO

He's a credit to Squirreldom, despite the potty mouth. This is really how most squirrels talk, BTW, you just THINK they're "happy little squirrels a-chattering away".

15 posted on 12/16/2004 5:06:07 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Guinness for strength!)

To: pillbox_girl

Wow. That was funny.

16 posted on 12/16/2004 5:22:57 PM PST by swilhelm73 (Dowd wrote that Kerry was defeated by a "jihad" of Christians...Finally – a jihad liberals oppose!)

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Well, allllrighty then.

17 posted on 12/16/2004 5:28:40 PM PST by 506trooper (FWIW...sometimes, I sense a lack of common sense..just my two scents.<br>)

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The ACLU has morphed into Mr. Grinch himself. And this time Mr. Grinch, armed with lawsuits, is meaner than ever. Nevertheless, we can put Mr. A. C. L. U. Grinch in his place without using any bad language -- witness:

Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!

18 posted on 12/16/2004 5:31:52 PM PST by T'wit (Not knowing right from wrong is [a] liberal philosophy and [b] the definition of criminal insanity.)

To: pillbox_girl

I don't care WHO you are...this is some funny stuff!

19 posted on 12/16/2004 5:38:44 PM PST by Khurkris (That sound you hear coming from over the horizon...thats me laughing.)

To: SquirrelKing

"ohhhhhh.....look over there..... is that really our king is??"

20 posted on 12/16/2004 5:49:09 PM PST by Zacs Mom ("In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Jefferson)

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