We Must Warn The Iraqi People, Before . . . . . . . . . . Too late, ZOT!!!

A. Smoldering Heap

[ArrogantBustard]

I'm sort of disappointed. I asked it nicely to come out and play called it ugly names and challenged it to defend itself, but it just lay on the ground like a dead jellyfish on the beach.

Not very much fun.

[Tax-chick]

James likes your kitten.

[AlGone2001]

I think you ought to have more issues with your school teachers, who did a horrible job of teaching you how to construct a meaningful sentence.

[Conspiracy Guy]

It took a lot of work to keep the mindset and now she openly admits that I was the one doing 90% of the work toward she and I getting along. She agrees that we did the right thing and regrets making it so hard for me at times. I forgave her years ago but she is a back looker. I only look back to get good info on dealing with now and later.

Glad you've mellowed. Most good men one one wife and when that doesn't work out they get weird.

[Tax-chick]

Aww, you're not weird!

[Lady Jag]

These surround sound speakers came with my Dell four years ago and they still give me chills & thrills when I crank up old Annie on them.

Can I get a bullhorn that plays CDs? It'd be great for waking sleepy drivers.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
THAT would be interesting.

There is a way to hook an outdoor bullhorn speaker cone to your car stereo.
Would work the same way as hooking your CB to also do PA like the cop car light bar does.
Flip a switch and sound goes out through the PA speaker.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I get over it fast.

[zip]

I'm a descendant of a great African Tribe.Which one is beyond me.Do to the fact I lost that knowledge through slave trades.I recieved American history through school but thats all wrong.Let's examine that word History.That's his story not mines.If the Iraqi people isn't care they will also be apart of his story as well.Lets wake up brothers and sisters!this isn't our fight.Power To The people.

BS. You don't know where you came from but "a descendant of a great African Tribe". 2. Due isn't spelled do. 3.received isn't spelled recieved. 4. Mine isn't spelled mines. 5.people isn't - WTF? 6. a part isn't spelled apart. 7. Let us - let's not lets. 8. "this isn't our fight" then why all of this drivel?

All of this and I didn't even touch on the original "article".

[zip]

Eleven errors is the article that you posted i.e. there for their, etc. And you have the audacity to claim we stole your history. Since you apparently didn't take English courses, I doubt that you have any "history".

[Dashing Dasher]

You guys keep asking for my pancake bunny!

[Lady Jag]

When I had the Toyota Celica in the 90s I rigged it with a truck airhorn. It worked wonders. It's amazing how many people know what a Toyota horn should sound like! LOL!

Now that I have a different car whose horn I don't want to alter, I bought canned horn - essentially a horn on an aerosol can - and it sounds like a steamship! I haven't tried it on the road yet but it worked great evacuating the house!

[Delta 21]

MOON PIE ZOT !

[Darksheare]

I wanted to convert the AC compressor into an air compressor and hook up a train air horn.
(Leslie 7 chime if it'd fit inside the fender[95 VW Jetta].. otherwise it'd be a Howard[?] 3 chime.)

BUT, my father keeps saying that I'd be better off fixing the AC leak and using the AC.
(I don't use AC..)

[valkyrieanne]

Thank you to James! I wonder what the kitten is drinking, though ... it looks like windshield wiper fluid.

[Allegra]

ALLEGRA, Welcome Home! Job well done!

Thank you.

I'm not home yet, but I can see the light getting very bright at the end of the tunnel. :-)

[50sDad]

"OK, I give up. Why a duck?"

[50sDad]

I am the descendent of the King of England.

I have no evidence of this. Not a speck. (I just use it to bolster my own self worth.) Fortunately, making this grandiose claim often distracts others from my horrible spellig.

[zip]

Fortunately, making this grandiose claim often distracts others from my horrible spellig.

We must be cousins, not that I am a descendent of a king but I am a horrible speler too.

[Republican Wildcat]

Good grief.