We Must Warn The Iraqi People, Before . . . . . . . . . . Too late, ZOT!!!

A. Smoldering Heap

[TBarnett34]

Ooh, ooh, my turn!

The TROLL Scorecard for "JUSTWANT2BHEARD"

Quality of post	Score (1-10)	Description
Spelling	2	Far too impressive, surprisingly. Perhaps your grammar may redeem your score.
Grammar	9	I have to say, you had an automatic 7 at "The war on Terrorize!", but some lovely lack of spacing, there=their, and lots of to=too raised you to a 9! Nice! How does one fight a war on equality, anyway?
Punctuation	6	Way too few capital letters and exclamation points to merit a higher score. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!111
Profanity	4	You can't shut me up with a few pennies. I prefer Benjamins.
Feigning Conservative	3	You may as well have shown us a picture of your tin foil hat and talked about keeping the White House's mind control lasers out of your poor troll brain.
"Long Time Lurker"	4	I'll give you some pity points here since you live in New Jersey.
Doomsday Prophecy	7	The government's out to get me!!! They stoooooole my history!!! Damned white people are going to ruin us all!
Falsified Information	7	By the way, if someone stole your history, I'll sell you a new one for $20. Paypal me!

Your score: A combined 42 out of 80, which ranks you as a: Mediocre Troll!

Do try better next time!

[timpad]

Submitted for your scoring...

[Hi Heels]

[BenLurkin]

He is (or soon will be) wrapped in the clutches of Zotterella: >

[Hi Heels]

Of course you did.....

[Tax-chick]

Wow, I hope you're still around when I need someone to pick out husbands for my girls! Anoreth will be 21 in 2012.

[506trooper]

Onceagain, I have arrived too late for the unmasking and the resultant festivities, but I will indulge myself with a wee jig if I can find your grave.

[Lady Jag]

Ooh! Time for my favorite sound!

Put your hands together and turn your speakers up and let Atomic Annie be heard!!

[Darksheare]

Primal Artillery Lust ping heard and seen.
*wistful sigh*

[Lady Jag]

[506trooper]

Don't EVER do that again without warning me....my flat screen overbalanced and toppled onto my coffee.

LOL...after the clean up on aisle desk.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Well if you and her dad do everything right she will pick well too and you'll be able to say, "We couldn't have picked better". My ex-wife and I divorced each other but not the kids. One of the few things she and I agree on is that we did a good job raising the kids inspite of the fact that we couldn't stand each other. We seperated when they were 11 and 9 but never worked against each other or tried to limit access. My ex and my new get along really well.

[NicknamedBob]

"I asked James what he thought about all this, and he said, "Ga, gaa, gaah, GAAAH! HEEEY! CAAAAT!" which makes more sense than the original post."

Yeah, but what is his sign-on date?

[Tax-chick]

January 19, 2004.

[Tax-chick]

Sounds like your children were fortunate to have you for parents!

[ArrogantBustard]

I had nothing to do with zotting this character ... simply monitoring the thread when lightning struck.

And I was quite frankly shocked that the mods waited so long. Usually that sort of trollus repulsivus doesn't last more than 50 posts.

[Conspiracy Guy]

We really tried to stay together but couldn't. Everyone we saw about it said the same thing, That I was a happy person who accepted life's challenges with a smile and optimism and that drove her crazy. We never had a physical fight but the arguments were too intense for me. I used to beg her to go fight with someone she hated. It finally became unbearable and I moved out.

[Tax-chick]

That I was a happy person who accepted life's challenges with a smile and optimism and that drove her crazy.

Sometimes people just have incompatible personalities. It's great that you were able to share in bringing up your kids without doing them harm ... so many people hate their ex-spouse so much that they torture their children.

My husband and I really struggled the first ten years, but I've mellowed a lot as I've grown older :-).

[MeekOneGOP]

Okay.

Sometimes the Mods hold the ZOT back so the Kitties can play with their food!

[valkyrieanne]

After that troll, I need a drink...