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Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

Ma, MoJo, & Beachy are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
MoJo says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
Beachy says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!"
Ma smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood."
She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, Ma asks, "Who's there?!"

88 posted on 12/14/2004 4:22:35 AM PST by tomkow6 (...MORE GIFT IDEAS!...MORE GIFT IDEAS!...MORE GIFT IDEAS!...MORE GIFT IDEAS!)
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119 posted on 12/14/2004 4:55:23 AM PST by beachn4fun (No tagline was hurt in making of this post!)
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What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?









Shake hands.

225 posted on 12/14/2004 8:03:40 AM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power)
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