Posted on 12/13/2004 11:20:55 AM PST by LouAvul
A Fool and His Money.
Sudden Money Institute
good god they have a institute for everything now
His granddaughter went missing last weekend. The cops fear foul play.
I hope she is found safe..
"Top lottery winner emerges as haggard"
Huh...easy money had the same effect on Merle.
Most cannot handle wealth.
"Las Vegas, what's gambled here stays here"
Shouldda hired himself a driver and bodyguard.
Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve oclock news blues
And Ive given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder Im not crazy? Is it any wonder Im sane at all
Well Im so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder Im not a criminal?
Is it any wonder Im not in jail?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Well, Im a jet fuel genius - I can solve the worlds problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as Im buying
Is it any wonder Im not the president
(hes not the president)
Is it any wonder Im null and void?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Which is what the Institute hopes to get a piece of.
And those of us who can, are doers not gabbers! ;)
His granddaughter is missing and they concentrate on the drunk driving as being his biggest problem? Geesh.
Also, it may be possible people are picking fights with him just so they can sue him for his money. Everyone is always looking for something for nothing.
Not that he isn't a fool himself.
I see a suit coming from the parents of the kid who broke into his house and ended up dead.
They have been on tv off and on here for two weeks.
Really? Yup, you're right. They are setting up to take the rest of his money. He should have moved to the Virgin Islands when he first got all of his money. The donate anonymously, etc.
But wouldn't you still like your own chance to take the risk of becoming a hagger, somber millionaire?
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I look somber and haggard because I'm not
a millionaire, so I got nothing to lose if
I win.
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