[MississippiMan]

Here's one of my favorite DUmmy posts, this one from the hilariously comedic I BELIEVE thread, in which they're asked to step forward and proclaim their unyielding belief that Kerry will be inaugurated on January 20, 2005.

I would just like to know he visits and reads our post regular! That would be nice to know. I think he would enjoy it if he did. Knowing the kind of man Kerry is he might be one to start posting right along with us if he had time. He might be 61 years old but he don't look his age and really in some ways he don't act it. I know he don't like no old folgy music or country, he likes rock-n-roll! The old time rock and as well as the more updated rock. I would love to party with him one time I know he would be alot of fun.

You just can't make this stuff up. You know, I wonder, have delusional nutcases like this always been around and we just didn't know about 'em until now, or are they in fact creations of the digital age?

MM

[Semper Paratus]

I would just like to know he visits and reads our post regular!

Kerry would have his bodyguards draw their weapons if he a saw a DUer come towards him.

[goldstategop]

Its really over. The recount tomorrow's fun but its not going to change the outcome.

[Blast_Master]

They perpetually misspell their words and use incorrect grammar. I think that DU is just a bunch of poorly educated school kids really.

[carlr]

Hope for some posts from DU printed here.
I can`t go there myself,just ate,and should wait at least 2-3 hours before wading into a cesspool.

[Moosilauke]

Yeah, I'm sure Teraaaaza would love to have the whole DU gang come visit them at the Beacon Hill mansion.

[KJC1]

Yeah, partying with Kerry would be as much fun as partying with a dead fish.

[CaptRon]

I would just like to know he visits and reads our post regular!

Yeah he visits regular so he can git him a taste for the little people.

[I'm ALL Right!]

Wow! Not only is that poster delusional, he/she/it is uneducated and unrealistic as well! I wonder they ever thought about the fact that Kerry embraced the "rock n roll" in order to attract the younger crowd. I wonder what he really listens to when he is alone.) Also, John Kerry wouldn't be caught dead with this poster, unless it benefited Kerry in some tangible way. I guess that rules out the "party" time!

[KSCITYBOY]

Regardless of their ages the folk at the DU are emotional children.

[pgkdan]

That reads like it was written by a 12 year old! Good grief.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Oh. My. Goodness.