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Posted on 12/10/2004 7:58:53 PM PST by MoJo2001
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Todays's email treasure!!!!
THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES:
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [They taste like chicken!]
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]
free dixie HUGS,duckie/sw
WooHoo! Very cool! Thank you! I love Reba!!
*HUGS*
Mojo? Being good? LOL! (Just kidding mojo)
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]
This looks like something that would come from the NY Times or Reuters. LOL!
I'm darn near angelic.
Darn near. LOL!
Me too. To borrow an excellent term from Yiddish, she's got "chutzpa."
I'm gonna let Shorty play a little Thomas the Tank Engine game before bed - back in a few....
WOO HOO good tunes Diva!!
Did you see Ma really kicked it up a notch with the Tractors?? LOL
Evenin' Mojo, thanks for the great Christmas music tonight!
Yes!! She's almost got rhythm, huh? LOL!
I mix about 15 drops of peppermint oil into 8oz liquid soap and shake. Use it to wash your face.
It clears out sinuses (hubby, SIL, mom, MIL all love it for this), is anitbacterial, and works great on acne. Hubby uses it all the time and doesn't have a problem with the soap working up his appetite.
If you just want to try it, put one drop in with some liquid soap and wash your face. Another option is to boil water, put 3 drops in and inhale the steam, but I don't think that works as well.
Also, horseradish works well.
Dixieland Christmas - Go Tell It On The Mountain
Indeed!
Have fun!
Subject: Who won the bet?
Two families moved from an Islamic country to America .
When they arrived, the two fathers made a bet. In a year's time, whichever family had become more American would win the bet. A year later they met again. The first man said: "My son is playing baseball, I had Mc Don ald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replied: "Screw you……..towel head."
I had to clean this up just a little bit. I hope that I did not ruin it.
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