"I'll be bald in 10 years."
I had a friend in high school who's mom was nuts about Ted Danson. She thought he was sooooo handsome. I thought she was crazy--this was before I knew anything about his political leanings, and even if I did at the time, it wouldn't have mattered since I didn't care less about politics at the time. I thought back then and still do now, that he was simian-looking.
