Hmmm...come to think of it, I have seen Ted Kennedy lately. [raise left eyebrow]
1 posted on
12/08/2004 11:18:54 AM PST by
mattdono
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2 posted on
12/08/2004 11:19:40 AM PST by
RockinRight
(Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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Using signals recorded by the US navy to track submarines, they traced the movement of whales in the Northern Pacific and found that a lone whale singing at a frequency of around 52 hertz has cruised the ocean since 1992. Its calls, despite being clearly those of a baleen, do not match those of any known species of whale, which usually call at frequencies of between 15 and 20 hertz. Maybe he's got a remora attached to his 'nads.
3 posted on
12/08/2004 11:19:49 AM PST by
dirtboy
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To: mattdono
well, that rules him out. ;-)
4 posted on
12/08/2004 11:19:52 AM PST by
Frapster
(secure the borders)
To: mattdono
Is it white? And is there a one-legged man after it?
To: mattdono
Yeah... The Michael Moore jokes spring to mind immediately, too...
To: mattdono
Is he wearing a Detroit Tigers cap?
7 posted on
12/08/2004 11:20:18 AM PST by
RichInOC
(Michael Moore wants your children...Regular is fine, but he really likes Extra Crispy.)
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It's a Vienna Boy's Whale.....
9 posted on
12/08/2004 11:21:10 AM PST by
Red Badger
(If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
To: mattdono
Probably Ol' Bruce on the prowl again.
11 posted on
12/08/2004 11:21:25 AM PST by
Old Professer
(The accidental trumps the purposeful in every endeavor attended by the incompetent.)
To: mattdono
The Incredible Mr. Limpitt?
13 posted on
12/08/2004 11:21:58 AM PST by
June Cleaver
(in here, Ward . . .)
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15 posted on
12/08/2004 11:22:13 AM PST by
jackbill
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The real question is, how well will it grill on my Weber.
17 posted on
12/08/2004 11:22:19 AM PST by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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A soprano diva who actually IS a whale!
The fat lady is singing!!!!!
18 posted on
12/08/2004 11:22:22 AM PST by
PeterFinn
("Tolerance" means WE have to tolerate THEM, they can hate us all they want.)
To: mattdono
> Strange-Voiced Whale at Large in the Ocean
To: mattdono
a frequency of around 52 hertz
Whale falsetto.
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21 posted on
12/08/2004 11:22:45 AM PST by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: mattdono
And liberals say the Military does nothing for conservation...
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..... singing at a frequency of around 52 hertz .....
Its calls ..... clearly those of a baleen ..... which usually call at frequencies of between 15 and 20 hertz. A Soprano Whale.
It swims with the fishes.
So9
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OMG! This is the Great White Whale, which was prophecied to come and lead all Whales out of bondage and into the freedom of the Promised Sea!
27 posted on
12/08/2004 11:23:55 AM PST by
Chad Fairbanks
('Hate' is just a special kind of Love we give to people who suck.)
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28 posted on
12/08/2004 11:24:33 AM PST by
pax_et_bonum
(When life gives you lemons, make donuts.)
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