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Clinton-Backed Google Rival Lacks 'Feeling Lucky' Button
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Posted on 12/07/2004 3:56:33 PM PST by NYTexan

A new internet search engine, funded by the Chinese communist government and endorsed by former President Bill Clinton, hopes to challenge Google even though it lacks the search leader's most admired feature -- the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Accoona.com takes it's name from the Swahili phrase hakuna matata ('no worries') popularized by the Disney movie 'The Lion King'.

"Out of respect for President Clinton, we decided not to offer a 'Feeling Lucky' button," said an unnamed Accoona spokesman. "We didn't think it sounded very presidential."

Accoona executives are said to be considering Mr. Clinton's suggestion for a button that would exclude certains sites from search results. The button would tentatively be called 'hakuna enda huko'...which is roughly translated 'don't go there.'


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: betterputsomeiceonit; billclinton; china; chinesecommunists; clintonlegacy; dontgothere; eckhardpfeiffer; google; scrappleface; sinky
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1 posted on 12/07/2004 3:56:33 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

Guess they couldn't agree on who "Lucky" would be.


2 posted on 12/07/2004 3:58:44 PM PST by Mike Bates (If you've been very, very good, Santa may leave a copy of my book under your tree.)
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To: NYTexan
"We didn't think it sounded very presidential."

Why? BJ Klinton was never Presidential anyway.

3 posted on 12/07/2004 4:01:08 PM PST by lormand (Dead People Vote DemocRAT)
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To: lormand

...but he did think he got Lucky!


4 posted on 12/07/2004 4:09:17 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan
hopes to challenge Google even though it lacks the search leader's most admired feature -- the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.


Are ya feeling lucky?

5 posted on 12/07/2004 4:10:57 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (`Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Dan Rather's got to go!)
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To: Mike Bates

Wouldn't surprise me that Stainman screwed the pooch before it was run over a few years ago. A friend told me that "Clinton would screw a snake in a rock pile."


6 posted on 12/07/2004 4:17:16 PM PST by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: NYTexan
which is roughly translated 'don't go there.'

That'll be a tough one for the Chicoms. All the good stuff is on conservative websites.

OH - NO!! Bill. Whatcha gonna do, now?

7 posted on 12/07/2004 4:19:29 PM PST by sevry
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To: NYTexan

But there is a button that says - "Do it, because you can"


8 posted on 12/07/2004 4:30:15 PM PST by ProudVet77 (Just say NO to blue states.)
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To: ProudVet77
Sshhhh...

Don't tell anyone I asked you this, but what does the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button actually do? I've always wondered lol.

9 posted on 12/07/2004 4:33:24 PM PST by KoRn
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To: NYTexan

The internet is the perfect analogy for the excesses of the Clinton Administration. No controlling legal authority.


10 posted on 12/07/2004 4:38:09 PM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: NYTexan

The search engine itself is not nearly as effective as google, yet has a very google-esque look and feel.


11 posted on 12/07/2004 4:41:27 PM PST by FairfaxVA (SELECT * FROM liberals WHERE clue > 0. Zero rows returned!)
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To: KoRn

http://www.google.com/help/features.html#lucky

The "I'm Feeling Lucky™" button takes you directly to the first web page Google returned for your query. You will not see the other search results at all. An "I'm Feeling Lucky" search means you spend less time searching for web pages and more time looking at them.

For example, to find the homepage for Stanford University, simply enter Stanford into the search field and click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Google takes you directly to "www.stanford.edu", the official homepage of Stanford University.


12 posted on 12/07/2004 4:47:39 PM PST by ProudVet77 (Just say NO to blue states.)
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To: FairfaxVA

Monica's soft!
Intern
Explorer

13 posted on 12/07/2004 6:44:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Bill Gapes.)
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To: NYTexan

Fortune Cookie Button?


14 posted on 12/07/2004 10:13:05 PM PST by Mike Darancette (RICE '08)
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