I was, of course, kidding about that. I can be irreverent, at times, when my buttons are pushed, and if one thing pushes my buttons, it's gotta be the type of people who try to set parameters on how I praise the Lord - whether it's by the kinds of clothes I wear, which they judge to be "too casual" or the type of music that I write, which they judge to be "Demon Backbeat" or the type of people who say I genuflect on the wrong knee or whatever.
As a Baptist, I can honestly say that there is no man alive who ever can, or ever will, define the parameters by which I worship - If I wanted a man to act as my intermediary with God, I'd be Catholic ;0)
Re your last sentence, you love opening worm cans don't ya? LOL.