"Sorry, brother, I'm too busy working on my laugh and tongues to spend much time on that. Then I've got to brush up on my reading of "Rolling Stone Magazine" to find out if my favorite Christian rock group is mentioned. Busy, busy, busy.
“Wherefore we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear: For our God is a consuming fire” (Heb. 12:28-29).
Do you know the Bible doesn't explicitly forbid urinating in the pulpit? Must be acceptable practice today.
37When a woman who had lived a sinful life in that town learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee's house, she brought an alabaster jar of perfume, 38and as she stood behind him at his feet weeping, she began to wet his feet with her tears. Then she wiped them with her hair, kissed them and poured perfume on them. 39When the Pharisee who had invited him saw this, he said to himself, "If this man were a prophet, he would know who is touching him and what kind of woman she is--that she is a sinner."
Unfortunately, this sinful woman hadn't spent enough time around the Pharisee to know she was worshipping Christ the wrong way....