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Terrorist Injured by His Own Grenade ["work accident"]
Israel National News ^
| 19:15 Dec 07, '04 / 24 Kislev 5765
Posted on 12/07/2004 9:22:35 AM PST by yonif
(IsraelNN.com) A terrorist was injured when the grenade he attempted to hurl at a vehicle in Hevron exploded in his hands. He was transported to hospital in a PA ambulance.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Israel; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: darwin; darwinaward; muslim; napalminthemorning; paleostinian; palestinian; religionofpeace; slopeydope; terrorist; terrorists; workaccident; wot
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:22:36 AM PST
by
yonif
To: yonif
Sounds like the terrorist who was ordered to blow up a car -- but burned his lips on the tailpipe.
2
posted on
12/07/2004 9:23:51 AM PST
by
Publius
To: yonif
3
posted on
12/07/2004 9:24:07 AM PST
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: yonif
Hope the ambulance was extra careful stopping at every light and intersection and being extra polite in waving faster traffic by.
To: yonif
hopefully another accident will happen on the ride to the hospital...3 grams of morphine should do it..hell with 3 grams of morphine he might see allah
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:24:44 AM PST
by
tfecw
(dolphins are the spawn of evil)
To: yonif
Do you suppose he's going to collect Workers' Comp?
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:24:46 AM PST
by
calenel
(The Democratic Party is the Socialist Mafia. It is a Criminal Enterprise.)
To: yonif
"While it's on my mind, I'll pull the pin now, just so I know that step is out of the way."
To: yonif
He was transported to hospital in a PA ambulance.I bet he'll be back to kill another day...
To: yonif
I wonder if that is covered under Workman's Comp...If not he can sue, I hear that John Edwards is available.
9
posted on
12/07/2004 9:25:03 AM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: yonif
Future Darwin nominee. Just missed it this time.
To: yonif
Find him in the hospital and shoot him. He is a legitimate target...
11
posted on
12/07/2004 9:26:33 AM PST
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: yonif
It's great when stuff like that happens. Unfortunately, he's still breathing.
12
posted on
12/07/2004 9:27:40 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.)
To: yonif
Look ma! No hands!
hahahehehe. Karma works eh?
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:27:48 AM PST
by
Danae
(Kill Terrorists. Negotiation is a waste of breath.)
To: 2banana
Bravo, encore, we need more terrorists like this!
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:28:31 AM PST
by
bicyclerepair
(Help I'm surrounded by RATS (S. FL))
To: 2banana
I've asked this many times, and not received a satisfactory answer. So, in the interests of full disclosure, I will ask again.
If one blows one's hands off playing with a grenade, how does one wipe ones behind afterward?
To: Armedanddangerous
If one blows one's hands off playing with a grenade, how does one wipe ones behind afterward? For a muslim, it depends which hand was blown off...
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:29:42 AM PST
by
2banana
(They want to die for Islam and we want to kill them)
To: Armedanddangerous
"If one blows one's hands off playing with a grenade, how does one wipe ones behind afterward?"Might I suggest another grenade?
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:30:48 AM PST
by
506trooper
(Use me, abuse me, but you'll never make me feel cheap)
To: yonif; Americanwolf
"Okay instructions say to pull the pin and count to 3. All right I got the pin now to count. 1...2...4..." BOOM! (Another product of the lousy P.A. school system)
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:31:54 AM PST
by
Americanwolfsbrother
(Democratic Underground: Home of the Mental Midget Society)
To: frog_jerk_2004
I bet he'll be back to kill another day...I don't think he'll be throwing anymore grenades with those hands. =^)
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:33:12 AM PST
by
jerri
To: Americanwolfsbrother
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posted on
12/07/2004 9:34:17 AM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Chili..... Ah behold the power of Methane!)
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