[Flavius]

Well, someone is confused it was the french trying to help out where they can..

[Semper Paratus]

"Cleauseu what happened?"
"I lost the boom."

[Bernard]

I did not read the press release which announced that Inspector Cleaseau was now in charge of the French airport security program.

[MKM1960]

I guess that's why NORAD scrambled the F-16s to escort it to LAX.

[Diogenesis]

La plausible deniability.

[Probus]

Ya gotta love it, they are as incompetent as our TSA people.

[Flavius]

"Explosives... What Explosives???"

[coloradan]

French police said the explosives were harmless and there was no chance of their going off, since no detonators were connected to them.

You suppose that excuse would work for a citizen who tested positive for explosives? Don't worry, harmless, no detonator.

[Falcon4.0]

I'll bet them dumd sumbitches can't even close an umbrella!

[festus]

This story must be fake. Everyone knows dogs can't smell explosives in france. The frogs lack of deoderant renders their sense of smell useless.

;-)

[the invisib1e hand]

Do you 'ave a rrrrim?

[Domangart]

We use the discarded paper from the C-4 brick. The dog does not smell C-4 per say, rather it is nitrate or nitrate in combination.