[Fedora]

Now see, since it was YOU doing the thing, I immediately thought GROUCHO Marx!

Quote me as saying I was misquoted. . .

[tiamat]

"Guess the secret woid and win a hundred dollahs"...

[durasell]

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx


Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.