Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
ROFL! Sounds like a line John Kerry could have borrowed :)