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1 posted on 12/04/2004 8:46:38 AM PST by east_of_topeka
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Ever since we elected and re elected Bush, the economy has been better than even when Klintoon was in charge!

Why yes indeed it has. I am sure that burns you up. But, Ho Ho Ho kitty toy!

50 posted on 12/04/2004 9:08:14 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: east_of_topeka; Lady Jag

Ready....aim...

51 posted on 12/04/2004 9:09:03 AM PST by Allegra (16 days until I'm home!)
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"Well it's that time again fellow freepers. "


52 posted on 12/04/2004 9:09:32 AM PST by Jackknife (.......Land of the Free,because of the Brave.)
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54 posted on 12/04/2004 9:11:53 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all)
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To: east_of_topeka

What a waste of air.


55 posted on 12/04/2004 9:12:01 AM PST by codyjacksmom (Proud, new 1st time grandma as of 11/07/04....now it's payback time!)
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59 posted on 12/04/2004 9:14:43 AM PST by Fintan (Someday we''ll look back on this and plow into a parked car...)
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"Your revolution is over, Mr Lebowski. Condolences! The bums lost! My advice to you is to do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, you hear me Lebowski, the bums will always lose!"

60 posted on 12/04/2004 9:15:14 AM PST by Steel Wolf (Smokey, this is not Nam. There are rules. Mark it zero, Dude.)
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To: east_of_topeka

I missed another one.


70 posted on 12/04/2004 9:23:08 AM PST by AirForceMom
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I will see if I can get somebody to read this to you while we warm up the paving equipment.


72 posted on 12/04/2004 9:26:10 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: east_of_topeka; MeekOneGOP; little jeremiah

Just another post by a gay ACLU director pretending to be a conservative Christian. It is trying to evoke right ons to cite in the future.

Burn in hell, you ACLU maggot troll!


73 posted on 12/04/2004 9:27:13 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans Articles = GIM=GAY INFECTED MEDIOTS!)
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I'm waiting for the day that an owner of a conservative web site or blog site files criminal spam charges against these trolls. Also, hopefully the owners will then follow up with civil court suits.

That will could very interesting. Particuliarly in a civil court case where financial records are opened up to see if the trolls were financed by some left wing lunatic organization like the ACLU or DNC or individual loonies like George $orea$$.


74 posted on 12/04/2004 9:29:18 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans Articles = GIM=GAY INFECTED MEDIOTS!)
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that was soooo french...
76 posted on 12/04/2004 9:30:05 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©® - Dubya... F**K YEAH!!!)
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The worst thing about your stupid rant, aside from the misspellings, the sophomoric sarcasm, and the idiotic attempt at equivalence between charity and socialism, is the fact that you have kids. Hopefully they will not become the twisted phuque that you turned out to be.
81 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:24 AM PST by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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__XXX_____ BONUS POINTS! Had no factual content
 
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82 posted on 12/04/2004 9:34:39 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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88 posted on 12/04/2004 9:46:53 AM PST by bad company (I'm a new Grandpa.)
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How about an ADA zot?

89 posted on 12/04/2004 9:48:17 AM PST by bad company (I'm a new Grandpa.)
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"a red blooded american patriot"

A yellow streaked whiner.

90 posted on 12/04/2004 9:48:40 AM PST by demlosers
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For starters, let's get down to basics......
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Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat



P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late



You are an Idiot!
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94 posted on 12/04/2004 9:53:10 AM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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95 posted on 12/04/2004 9:54:03 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELLS!)
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Another barking moonbat alert!

96 posted on 12/04/2004 9:57:43 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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