Posted on 12/03/2004 8:37:07 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel
CALLAWAY, Fla.-help, police, somebody stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
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This story gave me the munchies!
Damn, I just hate having to get the cops involved when my pot is stolen...
Florida! I'll bet they accidentally voted for Buchanan, in 2000.
Too dumb for crime.
Candidates for a legal variant of the Darwin Awards.
I guess they forgot to be paranoid.
They needed it to help them prepare for their PEST therapy sessions. The good news is, their crack was left alone.
"Hey Hey Hey Hey....Hey Stoopid! Whatcha tryin' to do?"
Bet this makes Linda Vester's "Crooks is dumb" segment on Monday---!!!
Probably some of the conspiracy theorist demoncrats who went to the Florida panhandle to prove the registered demoncrats who lived there couldn't have voted for Bush.
I know a guy(democrat) who did this same thing! His stupidity was so intense the cops almost laughed themselves to death. It's still talked about.
Noe THAT is funny! Thanks.
"Hey man, are ya lissnin? Someone stole my pot. Whatcha gonna doo bout it? Even the roach clip is gone. Yeah, the bong's okay just chipped a bit. The thai sticks are gone too. Oh, man, gonna have to drop some LSD, so understand that before you git here. Thanks man. Ciao.
Thinking... "where's the kool-aid?"
But Officer, we were just gonna' sell it.
I think they voted for Gore last month . . .
Ping
Florida is the land of flowers and sunshine.
Will the Government ban sunshine next?
These folks may be smarter than you think.
A case of property rights and equal protection
could be in the making.
"Can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are of the gift of God?" --Thomas Jefferson: Notes on Virginia, 1782.
GOD MADE HERB
GOD SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD
GOD GAVE IT TO MAN
Genesis 1:11
Then God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb that yields seed, and the fruit tree that yields fruit according to its kind, whose seed is in itself, on the earth"; and it was so.
Genesis 1:12
And the earth brought forth grass, the herb that yields seed according to its kind, and the tree that yields fruit, whose seed is in itself according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.
Genesis 1:29
And God said, "See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.
"These folks may be smarter than you think."
Only if they wanted the police to find their paraphernalia. It could be, they think they are smarter than they are. I am a non-drug using 46 year old. I smoked enough in my early days to know that smoking marijuana only made me, stupid, forgetful, unmotivated and selfish.
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