Seinfeld and Co. ruined my life

BGNews ^ | 12/2/04 | George Valko

[KTpig]

Maybe I am wrong, isn't the guy (article writer) kidding? Sorry, but George went out with girls that wouldn't have given him a second look.

[Angry Republican]

Touchy bunch, aren't they?

I thought it was quite amusing.

[KTpig]

Would you bring her home to meet the family during Festivas?

[qam1]

I liked Seinfeld but I thought it was over rated, I can't watch it in re-runs.

It wasn't the best sitcom of all time, That would be Married With Children

The Jurassic park movies would have been good if the annoying kids in each of them would have gotten eaten.

[Angry Republican]

Great idea. However, it's not a Simpsons quote. I tend to use Simpsons quotes.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

I especially liked the guy who recounted SB episode summaries as though they were profound. And I thought I wasted too much of MY time..

[Bassfire]

"Go ahead....Pull a rabbit out of my hat"

[Lazamataz]

You have the rooster, the chicken and the hen. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who has sex with the chicken?

(Laz blushes, stutters a little, and quickly sits down)

[Mannaggia l'America]

Like, when Kramer was hitting Titleists into the ocean, and George, having lied about being a marine biologist to get a date, ended up pulling one of Kramer's golf balls from the blowhole of a beached whale.

A hole in one!

If you like Seinfeld, you will like Larry David in "Curb Your Enthusiasm" on HBO.

Normally, I wouldn't pay for HBO, but I got it free for 6 months. Other than Curb Your Enthusiasm, I haven't found much else on it that is worth paying for. The Soprano's is OK, but since I didn't see any of the first several seasons, I don't know all of the story lines.

[Hank Rearden]

It changed my life, because my demands in women have been considerably simplified.

Now, all she needs is a pinkish hue.

[Angry Republican]

How could I possibly forget Married with Children? Laugh-a-minute riot!

[Ax]

Kramer and George's dad in the episode where they developed the male undergarment called "The Bro" - classic. Any episode where Elaine pushes either Jerry, George or Kramer in the chest and shouts 'Get OUT!' Or when Jerry and George found and were reading her screenplay and she shoved them both and yelled, "You WEASELS!"

I only watch reruns of "Seinfeld" and "Drew Carey." I got back to the States in the fall of 1997. Saw a "comedy" called "Just Shoot Me," and I haven't seen a live one since. Laugh tracks insult my intelligence.

[eddiebear]

Are you LT Smash in disguise? Actually, I thought that episode was not one of the better ones. I think the one where Homer goes to the Frying Dutchman for the All You Can Eat Seafood, while Darlene from "Roseanne" babysits Bart is the best.

"Yar. 'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseles eating machine."

[rcocean]

"I liked Seinfeld but I thought it was over rated, I can't watch it in re-runs" What?! No Soup for You!

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"It wasn't the best sitcom of all time, That would be Married With Children"

Not my cup of tea. Rude, selfish, nasty people with no moral compunction and no respect for anything whatsoever. Way too much like real life.

"The Andy Griffith Show" is probably the best sitcom ever, although Cheers and Cosby were great as well. My favorite sitcom ever was "Frank's Place" with Tim Reid. Wonderful acting, inspired writing, but never really found an audience.

[Angry Republican]

I agree that it wasn't one of the better episodes. I just loved that "yvan eht nioj" line so much that I made it my tagline.

[KTpig]

Post Nazi!

Get out! (Elaine shove====)

[Mr. Buzzcut]

Would you bring her home to meet the family during Festivas?

Definitely! I'd prevail in all the "feats of strength" and that couldn't hurt my cause.

[Twinkie]

No, they're closer then to Boomers. I'm an old Boomer of '46. My son is an old Gen. Xer I think born in '65.

[Libertarian444]

You have the rooster, the chicken and the hen. The rooster has sex with the hen. Who has sex with the chicken? Something's missing.

Mr. Ross: "They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."

Frank Costanza: "That's perverse."