The only reason this hysterical woman has a column is because he's a gay male and the newspaper needed to "diversify."
No, I don't know this for fact, however, I think this article strongly supports this theory.
I sincerely doubt that hiring a fag in San Francisco qualifies as diversification.
Morford imagines himself the engineer of a runaway locomotive, careering through life scattering the clueless cows as he madly races through the meadows of his mind when in reality he is just a butt-weary toy-train driver in the amusement park of delirium.