'Rose Garden' singer charged with DWI

HoustonChronicle.com ^ | Dec. 3, 2004 | Associated Press

[Max Combined]

She has lived a tough life, by the looks of her.

 

 

[martin_fierro]

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time

When you take you gotta give so live and let live
Or let go oh whoa whoa whoa
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden

I could promise you things like big diamond rings
But you don't find roses growin' on stalks of clover
So you better think it over
Well if sweet talkin' you could make it come true
I would give you the world right now on a silver platter
But what would it matter

So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Love shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time

(Instrumental)

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden

I could sing you a tune and promise you the moon
But if that's what it takes to hold you
I'd just as soon let you go
But there's one thing I want you to know

You better look before you leap, still waters run deep
And there won't always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I'm talkin' about
So smile for a while and let's be jolly
Love shouldn't be so melancholy
Come along and share the good times while we can

I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
(Fade)
Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time

[HairOfTheDog]

I beg your pardon....

[elhombrelibre]

Wow. She looks like she's been living a terrible life.

[Max Combined]

She knew whereof she sung.

[Puppage]

TWINS?

[martin_fierro]

W T F

[kjam22]

Oh my gosh! That's Lynn Anderson????

[i_dont_chat]

Better, younger photo here, when she was in her prime.

http://www.gatalent.com/Acts/Lynn_Anderson/lynn_anderson.html

[Logic n' Reason]

Wolf Ugly to be sure!

[kjam22]

I think a person could have posted here the current picture of Lynn and safely offered 10k to anyone who could name the person. No way I would have guessed.

[daylate-dollarshort]

Twins?

Maybe now, but not always...

[reagan_fanatic]

AACCKK!!

Someone page Max Factor!

[Max Combined]

"Currently living in a beautiful ranch-style home in New Mexico, Lynn Anderson spends much of her time jockeying concert schedules, riding horses, playing with the dogs and painting." When she is not hitting the bottle, that is.

[socal_parrot]

No when to say when...

[Max Combined]

She always had strong features, but she used to be pretty.

[Don Corleone]

Anderson, 57, of Taos, N.M., was arrested after officers woke her and conducted a field sobriety test. She was taken to Denton City Jail where she was charged with DWI. She made $1,000 bond Thursday afternoon, said Jim Bryan, police spokesman.

A first year law student could get her off of this one if these are all the facts.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

7 am is a little early for a bloody mary...

[kjam22]

Seems difficult to argue that she was driving while intoxicated, if the veichle was parked and she was asleep.

[from occupied ga]

If I looked like that I'd want to stay drunk a lot too.