Speaking of sleepless nights, consider this scenario:
As you know, products to promote women's sex drive have been in the news, including a patch from Proctor & Gamble called Intrinsa.
However, Katie Couric mentioned on The Today Show this morning that negative side effects from the patch have been reported in women, including increased body hair, acne and a deepened voice.
So, for some real nightmares, imagine a Helen Thomas with an even thicker mustache and deeper voice, now with acne, who is hot to trot with you . . . for 1,000 years!
Thanks for the memories. [smirk]