[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS' Stain!!"
(To be sung to Arlo Guthrie's "Last Train")

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing must git ourselves prepared...
'Cuz Lib'rals are just stains on our Glory...
Good folks, you must become aware!!

Reagan, he ain't here to show the Right Way...
Fool RATS been lyin' that "they care"!!
But Justice is the cost of our Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

(A little guitar pickin')

DemonRATS been lyin' 'bout all their "programs"...
Enslavin' the Hungry and Poor...
FReepin's our ticket to a vast, future Glory!!
Meet that "stranger" whose been FReepin' right next door!!

Right, make yer stand fer good tomorrows...
RATS, they'll be trouble 'til they're gone!!
We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory...
Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!

We gotta stand up and fight on fer our Nation...
RightWing, it's time to show we care!!
We are on a quest fer Truth'n'Glory...
FReedom's the answer to our prayers!!

Mudboy Slim

[Kitty Mittens]

We are all just messengers fer the Lord's Faith and Glory... Fightin' fer a bright new dawn!!

I LOVE your song, Muddy!

[MurryMom]

Enjoy your daily dose of Dubya!

Whoever photoshopped Laura's knees out of these photos did her (and us)an enormous favor!