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Pretty-boy clones anchor the news
Siattlepi.com ^ | 03 December 2004 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 12/02/2004 5:39:30 PM PST by Lorianne

It's the End of an Era. A momentous change.

Last night, on NBC, one tall and handsome white male anchor with bespoke clothes replaced another tall and handsome white male anchor with bespoke clothes.

Even Tom Brokaw is a little surprised that he has been succeeded by someone who looks like the love child he and Peter Jennings never had.

"I honestly thought, eight or nine years ago, that when we left," Brokaw said, referring to himself, Peter and Dan Rather, "that it would be the end of white male anchor time."

Nah. Those guys are hard to kill off. Indeed, white men are ascendant in Red State America.

As my mom said, discussing her belief that Martha Stewart had been railroaded by jealous men, "If men could figure out how to have babies, they'd get rid of us altogether."

The networks don't even give lip service to looking for women and blacks for anchor jobs -- they just put pretty-boy clones in the pipeline.

"I think we're still stuck in a society that looks at white males as authority figures," Brokaw conceded.

Bill Carter, a TV reporter at The New York Times, agreed: "Katie Couric may be a much bigger star and even more experienced than Brian Williams. But when the next 9/11 happens, it'll be Brian, not Katie, in the central role. The attitude still seems to be, 'We want a daddy in that chair.' "

And then there's biology. Asked why there couldn't be an anchorette as we enter 2005, Brokaw, the father of three accomplished daughters and the husband of one strong, cool wife, Meredith, replied: "You know, honestly, what happens is career interruptus by childbirth and a couple of other things. It's unfair to women that they have to juggle all this stuff, but it plays some role, I think."

At CBS, the Dan Rather look-alike John Roberts is locked in a battle with the Dan Rather sound-alike Scott Pelley to succeed Dan, and executives are considering four guys -- three of them white -- to replace Craig Kilborn on "The Late Late Show."

At NBC, Conan O'Brien is locked in to succeed Jay Leno in 2009, and executives have groomed Brian Williams for a decade to replace Tom Brokaw. I asked Brian in December 1995 if he was a Tom pod person. "I can deny the existence of a factory in the American Midwest that puts out people like me," he said, deadpan, looking at me with those green anchor eyes.

Roger Ailes says he has joked about Williams having too many shirts, but says he'll "do better than people think. He has that Tom Brokaw look of somebody every mother wants her daughter to marry."

Even if I felt like raising a ruckus about Boys Nation, who would care? Feminism lasted for a nanosecond, but the backlash has lasted 30 years.

We are in the era of vamping, self-doubting "Desperate Housewives," not strong, cutting "Murphy Brown." It's the season of prim "stay in the background" Laura Bush, not assertive "two for the price of one" Hillary. Where would you even lodge a feminist protest these days?

"You ought to call the Lifetime network or, as we say, the 'Men Are No Damn Good Network,' and protest it," Ailes slyly suggested.

I know that women have surpassed men, in many respects, by embracing their femininity and frivolity. Katie Couric and Diane Sawyer, who mix news with dish, cooking and fashion in the morning, are the real breadwinners of their news divisions, generating more ratings and revenue than the cookie-cutter men of the night.

Yet, as Ailes says, "network anchoring is still Mount Olympus." I checked around for feminist outrage, but couldn't find any. Women told me the nightly news was an anachronism, so why shouldn't the anchor be? "Caring about having a woman in the showcase or figurehead role seems so '80s," one said.

Another friend said she devotes the "one little ounce of feminist annoyance" she has left for the excess of "young fluffs" on cable news, as opposed to substantial newswomen, like CNN's bespectacled Pentagon reporter, Barbara Starr, "who looks like she could hit those generals with a handbag if they didn't give her answers."

But my pal admits that she watched Brokaw partly because he was "eye candy," and declares women at fault in this matter: "Women like to read books about men and go to movies about men. But men don't like to read books about women or go to movies about women. The only way this is going to change is if women refuse to watch men. And the problem is, women like watching men."


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: dowd; elderlyschoolgirl; media; modo; queenoftheharpies; zetajones
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To: demlosers
The networks don't even give lip service to looking for women and blacks for anchor jobs...

Yes! Good enough reason form me to post this picture.


21 posted on 12/02/2004 6:07:19 PM PST by dumpdaschle (Demand that French imperialists leave the Ivory Coast.)
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To: humblegunner
But my pal admits that she watched Brokaw partly because he was "eye candy,"

This woman obviously needs to get a life. THIS is eye candy:


22 posted on 12/02/2004 6:07:55 PM PST by LisaMalia ("In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends")
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To: kittymyrib; demlosers
Does she EVER quite sniveling about all the perceived slights in her shallow existence?

No, she doesn't. That's probably because pines for a tall handome red state white male but isn't getting any.

To demlosers:

Absolutely superb CZJ photo. You've outdone yourself.

23 posted on 12/02/2004 6:10:18 PM PST by TheMole
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To: LisaMalia

Max Robinson from ABC news became a network anchor 25 years ago.


24 posted on 12/02/2004 6:11:42 PM PST by demlosers
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To: kittymyrib

Maureen has got some bitterness issues to resolve...


25 posted on 12/02/2004 6:13:44 PM PST by winner3000
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To: demlosers
In the immortal words of Hervé Villechaize:

"Dee Cups! Dee Cups!"
26 posted on 12/02/2004 6:14:17 PM PST by ProudVet77 (Just say NO to blue states.)
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To: LisaMalia

You beat me to it. I always oblige the ladies with a pic of Mel Gibson. It's only the right thing to do. I'm just that kind of guy. LOL


27 posted on 12/02/2004 6:14:35 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: winner3000

She needs to move on from her insatiable desire for Micheal Douglas. Conquer that, and I think she'd be well on the road to resolving any deep-seated bitterness she has.


28 posted on 12/02/2004 6:17:23 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: Lorianne
Note to Maureen Dowd:

Shut Up! Go Away & Get A Life!
Click the Pic


29 posted on 12/02/2004 6:18:48 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Lorianne
>>"If men could figure out how to have babies, they'd get rid of us altogether." <<

Only women like you Maureen but then we would get rid of you even if we could never have babies.

Muleteam1

30 posted on 12/02/2004 6:20:02 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: Lorianne
As my mom said, discussing her belief that Martha Stewart had been railroaded by jealous men, "If men could figure out how to have babies, they'd get rid of us altogether."

Silly mom. Maybe she just didn't use the right bait. It ain't babies they're after.

31 posted on 12/02/2004 6:23:08 PM PST by Lizavetta (Modern liberalism: Where everyone must look different but think the same.)
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To: Lorianne
"the love child he and Peter Jennings never had"

Lorraine - you beat me to the reply.

Maureen - you are a grade a whiny liberal b***h, but you get a big thumbs up from me for that great line.

32 posted on 12/02/2004 6:27:51 PM PST by Uncle Fud
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To: Happygal

"I'm in Ireland, and some of the best known Irish news anchors are women -"

I've watched some of them here in HY just to listen to their accents. They have "Irish" accents like none I've ever heard.


33 posted on 12/02/2004 6:29:55 PM PST by TalBlack
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To: demlosers

Mike Douglass is one lucky dog!


34 posted on 12/02/2004 6:33:52 PM PST by danmar ("Reason obeys itself, and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it" Thomas Paine)
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To: TalBlack

That's the Dublin 4 RTE Mid-Atlantic accent.

I'm trying to perfect that meself! (Not working though, I even type with an Irish accent *LOL*)


35 posted on 12/02/2004 6:34:11 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Wow, I'm impressed.....that's sweet!


36 posted on 12/02/2004 6:35:11 PM PST by LisaMalia ("In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends")
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To: BigSkyFreeper

So who is your "perfect woman" (wives or girlfriends dont' count...LOL)? I'll be more than happy to post a picture of her for you!


37 posted on 12/02/2004 6:38:17 PM PST by LisaMalia ("In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends")
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To: Lorianne
Put Helen Thomas on. That'll draw viewers.


38 posted on 12/02/2004 6:41:33 PM PST by John Jorsett
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To: LisaMalia

There's just so many to choose from! (I'm single) But in the media, my "perfect woman" would have to be Patti Ann Browne of FOX News, then I watch for Kristina Abernathy on The Weather Channel. :)


39 posted on 12/02/2004 6:43:48 PM PST by BigSkyFreeper (Congratulations President-Re-Elect George W. Bush!)
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To: Lorianne

This is the essence of decision-making at the highest levels of our News organizations. It ain't about:
(1) adding to the dialogue about modern America; (2) adding to an understanding of events in the world; (3) adding to opinions and interpretations about events in the country and in the world.

Noooo--it's all about "Ratings" and about "Eye Candy". This is the Hollywood show-biz style of modern media.

..."..."eye candy," ...


40 posted on 12/02/2004 6:56:42 PM PST by jolie560
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