Don't send the very best, get a cheap bag of Charcoal.
LOL THANKS! I do have Charcoal! (Coal is hard to come by in the desert.)
Suggested Strategy:
1. Be sure to send it Return Receipt Requested and mark the box that requires identifying the person signing for it (this will be a mail clerk or somebody other than the Mayor).
2. Once armed with this information when you get your postcard back, post all the contact information here so we can FReep that person--NICELY, since they may even be one of us and loathe the Mayor's dictum...we want to start a palace revolution in Denver City Hall and let's start recruiting with collecting names and identifying friends and foes, THEN we start kicking Democra$$es. Again, we gotta be kind to the people being used by the mayor and turn them AGAINST him.
3. A charcoal bricquet would be fine, it's just a couple of ounces. Return Receipt is maybe $2.00 besides the buck for postage. If someone has to actually sign for it it will prevent them from just tossing them casually into their trash. Five bucks max to start a revolution!
Attagirl, Michelle Malkin!