[Graymatter]

...church group said since it cannot be in the parade, it will march one hour before this weekend's Parade of Lights, pass out hot chocolate and sing Christmas carols.

How long you figure it'll be until they're forbidden to do that too?

[Quix]

LET EVERY CHURCH MEMBER IN THE CITY JOIN THEM.

THEN FILTER BACK OVER THE PARADE ROUTE WITH HIDDEN PLACARDS IN THEIR COATS TO BE RAISED WHEN THE PARADE STARTS.

PUSH THIS IDIOCY BACK DOWN THE PARADE ORGANIZER'S THROATS.