[JustRight]

When will the insanity stop? We've got to ban these lava lamps now!

[buffyt]

We have had one for many years with no problem. But then, we do have functioning brains here.

[Radix]

"We've got to ban these lava lamps now!"

Lava lamps were banned from Army barracks for being dangerous more than 25 years ago when I was still active duty.

[RS]

"When will the insanity stop? We've got to ban these lava lamps now!"

First we have to require big labels pasted on the side saying
" Warning! - Placing this lamp on a hot stove and cooking it may result in injury or death to user and/or any household pets.
¡Advertencia! - la colocación de esta lámpara en una estufa caliente y cocinarla pueden dar lugar a lesión o a muerte al usuario y/o a cualquier animal doméstico de la casa."