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To: Valin

"You didn't see the National Rifle Association order a hit on Michael Moore over Bowling for Columbine."

We did. The assassin is slowly feeding him dozens and dozens of Krispy Kreme blueberry filled donuts everyday. We expect his heart to vapor lock any day now. (Shhh! Secret evil plot, don't tell anyone, okay?)


4 posted on 11/29/2004 3:51:27 PM PST by PeterFinn ("Tolerance" means WE have to tolerate THEM, they can hate us all they want.)
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To: PeterFinn

Your secret is safe with me.


6 posted on 11/29/2004 3:58:24 PM PST by Valin (Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes)
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To: PeterFinn

"The assassin is slowly feeding him dozens and dozens of Krispy Kreme blueberry filled donuts everyday."

There lies the problem. Blueberries are one of the most potent sources of anti oxidants. The Blueberries are blocking the natural events of the donuts.

Change the filling to a butter cream filling.


9 posted on 11/29/2004 4:03:21 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Writers of hate GW/Christians/ Republicans = GIM members, GAY INFECTED MEDIA!)
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To: PeterFinn
"You didn't see the National Rifle Association order a hit on Michael Moore over Bowling for Columbine." We did. The assassin is slowly feeding him dozens and dozens of Krispy Kreme blueberry filled donuts everyday. We expect his heart to vapor lock any day now. (Shhh! Secret evil plot, don't tell anyone, okay?)

It's all because of SPOONS, I tell you! Sue the spoonmakers out of existence and ban their evil presence from this Earth!

20 posted on 11/29/2004 4:15:51 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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