[Lawgvr1955]

We'll get the legal defense fund setup right here on FR. I know a few lawyers. In fact, I'll ping one that's just sitting around and screwing poor people out of their money. That's all these guys and gals do. Right, lawgivr.

I will gladly defend you to your last dollar.

Don't tell everyone I am a lawyer. I don't want the word to get out. My mother thinks I am a piano player in a brothel and I would hate to disappoint her.

[international american]

"Will ya still need me
"will ya still plead me
When I'm 64............

[writer33]

"My mother thinks I am a piano player in a brothel and I would hate to disappoint her."

She has such high aspirations. How you can live with a mother with those expectations...I'll never know. Of course one wonders what the perks in a brothel would be. :) He,He,he...

But we still love you here at FR and know you're worth more than you say you are. Of course our expectations are very low. And...You can always fake it here. We don't mind. :)