"We will turn it into a wildlife refuge for the yellow-bellied whooping crane!!"
We'll get the legal defense fund setup right here on FR. I know a few lawyers. In fact, I'll ping one that's just sitting around and screwing poor people out of their money. That's all these guys and gals do. Right, lawgivr.
Justice for the Whooping Crane! Down with greedy, rich, capitlist pigs! :)
I will gladly defend you to your last dollar.
Don't tell everyone I am a lawyer. I don't want the word to get out. My mother thinks I am a piano player in a brothel and I would hate to disappoint her.