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Asgardshill:"...your web designer should be impaled on a fence somewhere - the drum solo is over the top..."

-Seeking the truth: ".... I'm the designer..."

Bwahahaa! -and I thought I was the only one who made such gaffs.
Reminds me of a joke:

A man is at the opera, and he leans over to the man next to him, and says, "I can't stand this music! It's terrible!"
The other man responds: "That's my wife singing."

"-Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sure your wife is a great singer, it must be the composer.
To which the man replied; "I composed the music."

FGS, great job on the badge.
Seeking the truth: great job on the post, and the website!

But I'm not going to say anything about the website music or the designer.
By the way, Seeking...does your wife play the drums?
;^D

Asgardshill: "...your web designer should be impaled on a fence somewhere - the drum solo is over the top..."

-Seeking the truth: ".... I'm the designer..."

BWAHAAAAAAA!!!!
That'll show the little welp, eh? :o)

"Bwahahaa! -and I thought I was the only one who made such gaffs."

No, I'm afraid you're not.
Here try this one sent me by a friend.

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Subject: attorney

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
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See?

...Judges know how to deal with this gaff stuff.