It's coming your way. It will be called "Krautzaa".
LOL. Not at all. I have never heard of it, and even the (German) Jews I know celebrate a family fest on Christmas. But they don´t call it Hannukkah. And ehm, since we have not that many Afro-Germans, we don´t know Kwanzaa. Anyway, I can´t understand this political correctness in the US.