Two Los Angeles blondes are gazing at the moon. One asks the other, "Which do you think is closer -- the moon or Florida?"
The other one says: "Duh! Can you SEE Florida?!"
So here's mine:
Joke: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: None, all the men are waiting in line to do it for her.
Love from THIS blonde to all of our troops!