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A cabbie picks up a fare, a nun. After a few blocks the cabbie's hands are trembling on the wheel and he keeps looking nervously over his shoulder at the nun. She notices his distress and asks "Whatever is the matter, my son?" The shakes his head and declares, "No sister, I cannot tell you, it's too awful". "Don't be bothered about that," she says reassuringly "I've heard some pretty wild tales over the years."

The cabbie reluctantly agrees and explains, "I've always had this irrational desire to kiss a nun. I can't help it and it won't go away. Do you think it would be alright?" The nun allows that this IS very unusual but his request might be granted if a few questions are correctly answered. "The questions are", she flatly states, "Are you a Catholic and are you single?" "Yes, yes! I was an altar boy too!" he exclaims. "Very well, pull off on the next side street."

Long story short, the sister lays one on the cabbie like he's never had, just short of rockets and all that. Her tongue's almost on his tonsils.

They resume their journey and after a few more blocks the cabbie pulls off, leans over the seat and confesses, "Sister, please forgive me, I've done something terrible. I lied. I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish. Also, I'm married and have two beautiful children. I'm so, so sorry for what I've done"

"Don't worry about it," she soothes him, "I lied too. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party."

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A termite walks into a saloon and asks "Is the bartender here?"